i hate bugs so fucking much but if i’m in a pool and one’s drowning goddammit i’m david hasselhoff from Baywatch and no one’s dying on my watch
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Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
LOOKS AT ALL MY ROOMATES…
YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING
I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS!
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.