crusthound:

i hate bugs so fucking much but if i’m in a pool and one’s drowning goddammit i’m david hasselhoff from Baywatch and no one’s dying on my watch

vanillabobo:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

omg HOW?? 

windycarnage:

LOOKS AT ALL MY ROOMATES…

kingcheddarxvii:

YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

hadapurpura:

st0ners-with—b0ners:

piercingsandolivia:

crying omg

me

sodamnrelatable:

I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS